The five worst times to be naked. Read it with denim shorts on. [Uproxx]
Check out Dan’s article on “10 Games That Accidentally Let You Skip Ahead” so he can buy something pretty. Like an exquisite hat, would be one example. [Spike]
An X-ray of one of Pete Rose’s bats reveals corking [WithLeather]
Devo will appear on the 100th episode of “Futurama.” [WarmingGlow]
A Mortal Kombat video that actually looks like it might not suck. [Filmdrunk]
Hydroplaning dolphins [
13 hilariously ridiculous movie posters [Guyism]
Star Wars corsets. That is all. [ComicsAlliance]
The 8 most depressing MST3K episodes [ToplessRobot]
“Five Things That Make Me Feel Old Already” [Unreality]
The 7 best and 7 worst video game sidekicks [Dorkly]
15 biggest cult films of the past 5 years [Pajiba]
VIDEO BELOW: Spider-dog, spider-dog, does whatever a spider-dog does. [via Arbroath]
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We have jumping spiders here and I think they’re awesome though they probably scare the life out of everyone else. Maybe fancy hats would change that.
Star Wars corsets… wow. I’m such a nerd.