Links With The 25 Million Dollar Cat

PICTURES: A newspaper that really gets around [via THD] and Trent Reznor being Trent Reznor [via EpicPonyz].

The perfect plan for fixing the oil leak [Uproxx]

Norwegian Ninjas are just like regular ninjas except they don’t wear the Shinobi Shozoku because those blasted things are so darn expensive. Uff da. [Filmdrunk]

“Someone’s Always Drunk In Philadelphia. And Sometimes That Someone Is 3 Years Old” [WithLeather]

Tom Brady photoshops [KissingSuzyKolber]

Roundup of the MTV Movie Awards [WarmingGlow]

Killer Mike celebrates his birthday with Adult Swim [TheSmokingSection]

Sad Keanu Meme.  I like thefrogman’s take on this, involving the saddest cat in the world. [Urlesque]

This list of stupidest movie monsters has the appropriate amount of Gary Busey, but not enough Death Bed and Rape Stove. [Gunaxin]

What your favorite team says about you [SportsPickle]

Visual cliche movie montage [NextRound]

Falkor likes children.  A lot. [CollegeHumor]

Aquaman becomes the latest casualty of the BP oil spill [ComicsAlliance]

VIDEO BELOW: The story of the CIA’s $25,000,000 cat. [via EpicPonyz]