Science for Juggalos

Hmm…will my inherent distrust of clowns outweigh my love of Juggalo Schadenfreude?

Now, I heard that the ICP crew were devout christians thus the distrust of science and explanations of natural phenomena as “miracles” but the internet has been known to say things.

Careful, if the ICP ever hooks up with Westboro Baptist, we’ll have a black hole of stupid, sucking thousands of juggalos into the antiscience vortex. Plus, we’ll be stuck explaining black holes to juggalos (Photoshop of Stephan Hawking in clown makeup).

We are coming perilously close to a time when “Juggalo” is considered a terrible epithet.

I’m sorry, I meant “J*ggalo”.

Knowing some science doesn’t make you a better person or more likable. What kind of jerk/loser goes to any concert or party to try to teach people some science? You guys are pretentious. Go ahead focus on the shortcomings of a group of people who barely affect your life, because it’s a lot hard to focus on your own shortcomings. ICP’s security remove anyone who’s sole purpose there is to harass juggalos, which is what your purpose was. You just wanted to jump on the juggalo hating bandwagon. I’ve seen them have to do the same thing to crack heads hanging around. So scientist, tell me. Talking down to people different than you…who does that fucking work?

You all are seriously picking on juggalos and juggalettes that is wrong, all it is lyrics to a song, I have been down with the clown for a long time and your just saying we are not as smart as you all. Just so you know I am educated, I have a degree and I help millions of people a year and most people depend on me! I am a Emergency Room Nurse and a Paramedic. The religious aspect of ICP songs, we don’t believe the blood of Christ is Faygo, and the great carnival is Heaven, listen and make the refrences dumbasses. Its a great way to spread the word of god through rap music and refrences its giving people something to believe in, if those people take it out of hand it’s not ICP’s fault. I will say some Juggalos are simple minded, but for those who are educated please don’t make the same assumptions. Peace Out, God Bless and Much Clown Love!

Daniel O’ Brien already did an article, nearly exactly like this, on Cracked.com my ninjas!

WOOP WOOP!!!!!

LOL@ this.

I’ve noticed a trend in my area. The hatchet man emblem usually accompanies the strong smell of B.O., greasy hair acne, no money because of no job. I think somehow people who listen to ICP have their common sense stripped from them. They just walk around town drinking faygo, trying to sell people prescription pills and crappy weed.

I love it!! Y’all look down on us Juggalos because you do not understand us. We look up at you on you high horses and we are the ones that pity you. Here’s a few facts:

1: Faygo is loved because it is cheap and damn good with a wide assortment of flavors for everybody.

2: The reason they say “I don’t wanna hear from a scientist” is just because you can explain something, does not mean you should.

3: Juggalo family is not a cult or gang.

4: ICP is the shit! but this is only an opinion and everyone is entitled to theirs.

5: Hate stems from envy. So, keep hating on us. We know why.

WHOOP WHOOP

Oh my brothas and sistas, I ask you, where’s the muthafuckin love?! Can’t we all just get a-muthafuckin-long? I had a dream! A dream my brothas where; geeks and nerds, Juggalos and Juggalettes, dopers and no-hopers and trailer trash bimbos a-muthafuckin-like could stand, hand in hand, and watch some muthafuckin hippies try to clean oil offa some muthafuckin ducks while we laugh and pelt them with rocks! Don’t let the dream die!

Yep Enjoi, that is exactly what I was trying to do. The whole “keep hating” was just for show. Poopin thanks for the hate homie. All you did is prove my point. You don’t even know me and you try to talk about how I live. I’ve never seen a welfare check, and I don’t drink Faygo anymore because they don’t sell it where I live. Hatred may be pointless but it’s not going anywhere. as long as there are humans left, one will find a reasons to hate another. So, sit back and enjoi the fun of watching people express themselves.

“2: The reason they say “I don’t wanna hear from a scientist” is just because you can explain something, does not mean you should.”

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh awesome, just awesome.

You’re all part of a fad that only gained the national spotlight because of HOW OBVIOUSLY STUPID EVERYONE INVOLVED IS!!!! ICP has been around for over a decade and noone gave a damn until a few months ago when the “Miracles” video came out! Your only a flash in the fuckin pan and only flashing because of how stupid the band and its fans are! Your all a fuckin joke! Eventually people will get bored and loose interest and move on to the next group of fucktards! My point is, YOUR NOT SPECIAL! in fact, quite the opposite! Your fans of a shitty band that’s a decade old and only became famous because the public enjoys mocking them! You are their pathetic moronic followers! I know your proud of that, and that’s just sad and sorta disgusting! ICP appeals to some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, they pull this off by telling dumb fucks its Ok and kinda cool to be dumber than broccoli and all the smarties just hate on you because their jealous of all the good meth you get to smoke and all the morbidly obese trailer trash you get to contract HIV from! Stand proud! worthless ignorant slime! Stand proud! Only YOU! can make sure your kids know that college is “a waste of time” that could be better spent working in the family Meth lab!

Do you really think we “Hate” you? Dude in order to hate you, we would actually have to think about you all the damn time! No one here “hates” juggalos! Contempt would be a much better word! (yet again, do any of you fools know what the word Contempt means? or do you just mistranslate any negativity towards you into the closest word you understand?) Noone hates you guys! They just have “contempt” for you! Meaning, basically, in juggalo terms, “Your shit’s all stupid and shit my ninja, so mothafuckin dumb its like a mystery how anyone could be like, so stupid, YO! We cant help but hate cuz your all so like hateable and shit!” Got it? Hate=contempt in your sad fucked up world with no future aside from the taco bell drive through window.

The people who are on here JUST to fucking hate on Juggalos and Juggalettes need to go GET A LIFE!!! Hahaha…I have read every one of these and to be honest some of U “Juggalos” out there are makin a bad name for us real ones.

Here’s the deal, ICP is actually Christian,

They didn’t want the science PREACHERS there because its a CONCERT, it is their time to show off not yours!

We do NOT believe Faygo is the blood of God.

We just want to be ourselves

maybe Violent J is a dick, i have never met him myself, but he HAS gone through A LOT according to the book, Behing the Paint.

We are NOT all “Trailer Trash” and “Fat Chicks”

Just because we Listen to ICP does not mean we sell weed, or other drugs,

ICP are NOT posers

Zignot….Do you realize in some of your posts you have implied for the Juggalos to kill themselves? I could pass it on to the police and have your IP address taken down and you arrested. “You are the lowest of the low and the world as a whole would be a hellovalot better off without you!” “Go die and save nature the trouble of killing you off to preserve the species!” Yeah….Jail time.

It’s not that no one cared about ICP…it’s that they have been an UNDERGROUND band

Not all Juggalos Think college is a waste of time, in fact, I am going to be a TEACHER!

Yes I have read a good book, Pride and Prejudice

NURSES MAKE GOOD FUCKIN MONEY PEOPLE!!!

Don’t talk to us like we are all stupid, granted SOME of us are…I know ya’ll dont HATE us but the fact is SOME of you DO! and for those of you who do you need to back off cbecause you dont know us!

i cant believe all this hate, this is exactly what icp is against.. but hey, its nothing new.. im a juggalo, i love my fam, and i’ll be down till im in the ground.. and just for the hell of it.. fuck science.. and fuck you too..

oh, and ms Twiztidlette.. i think i know u… is your name bev? if it is and u see this post, hit me up, ninja1086@yahoo.com

Y’all need to lay off the ICP and quit hatin’ us fans. Y’all realize mo motherfuckers die in fucked up science related lab explosions a year then Juggalos at concerts???!!? Way to go hatin ‘mos keep exploding your labs while mixing beakers and shit trying to cure diseases like nerdiness and the AIDS while we keep being real and living it up not givin a fuck. Y’all haters be 6 feet under while I’m 6 feet over crowdsurfin and loving life. So bunsen burn in hell cuntpunks while I smoke dis bowl of fun you science fags.

Hey, Killa Juggalette (I hate myself so much for typing that)

“They didn’t want the science PREACHERS there because its a CONCERT, it is their time to show off not yours!”

I completely agree with you, but they weren’t doing this at a concert. They were doing it outside, on the sidewalk, down the street from the venue. Or are people not allowed to teach science anywhere if there’s an ICP concert going on?

Understanding science may not make me cool, but it makes me cooler than a guy who freaks out whenever the sun goes down because the “big sky fireball” is crashing to the ground.

Jakciton!, I dont think understanding science doesnt make you cool, I just think that they were kind of mocking ICP by putting on the face paint and doing that, It’s honestly understandable to me for ICP not to like the way this went down. And I agree, anyone who is that stupid to freak out when the sun goes down needs to go to school for a few more years lol.

Sorry for the mistake, i must not have caught that part. :/ but I suppose thats all right everyone makes mistakes.

and ken—- w/e your name is….your making a fool of yourself there, i mean come on..”Way to go hatin ‘mos keep exploding your labs while mixing beakers and shit trying to cure diseases like nerdiness and the AIDS while we keep being real and living it up not givin a fuck.” REALLY?! those people could save your life someday so you really need to shut your mouth and learn a few REAL WORDS. because the name says it ALL

Also, Twiztidette (I’m not going to spell check that), casting yourself as educated and then filling a post with never ending run-on sentences on the internet usually doesn’t end well.

Irony, how does it fuckin work???

Willful ignorance is not a desirable quality in a significant other, a friend, an acquaintance, an employee, an employer, or just about anyone other than a religious fanatic and/or tea party member.

So if you specifically choose not to know or care how things like magnets, rainbows, or the universe work, don’t be surprised if people don’t want to be around you. You’re not a little kid. You’re old enough to realize that the world doesn’t run on magic.

And I agree, anyone who is that stupid to freak out when the sun goes down needs to go to school for a few more years lol.

What about people who don’t know how magnets work?

Milky Toothpound, I salute you. Your courage and dexterity should serve as an example on how to handle willful ignorance and general stupidity. I am sorry that you didn’t get a tip from Inate Coke-head Phaggots, and if I ever run into you on the street, I will personally take the time to tip you as a token of your patience.