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GIF AND VIDEOS BELOW: Yesterday the guy who got hit by an ice cream truck (first video and .gif) gave his first interview to the Opie and Anthony Show. The audio for that is also embedded (some swearing).
Audio only, in 2 parts (may be NSFW):
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Oh my god.
How did that driver of Ice cream car also don’t see that dancing man crossing the road.
Now I understand why my dad shout me, if he saw to talking on phone while driving.