Zerg Slush, DJ Kitty, and Links

Five Entirely New Emotions the Internet Has Given Us [Uproxx]

Oktoberfest Begins And An iPhone Ends A Court Case [UproxxNews]

Casey Affleck has a shocking — shocking! — revelation about his Joaquin Texas Ranger documentary [Filmdrunk]

Stewart and Colbert are doing a thing [WarmingGlow]

“Sir, could you crash that somewhere else? I’m eating.” [WithLeather]

Coming Soon: The Kanye West Motion Picture Show [TheSmokingSection]

Queen Songs We Need In Sacha Baron Cohen’s Freddie Mercury Movie [

Sexy Girls of Oktoberfest [Gunaxin]

The Greatest Video Game Heroes Of All Time [Maxim]

Five celebrities who are inexplicably famous [Unreality]

Marvel Characters As Cats [Buzzfeed]

VIDEO BELOW: DJ Kitty has got me SO PUMPED. [backstory at Dave&Thomas]

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