Chodin knows which seven items you should leave behind when you move [Uproxx]
Is Costco Planning The Armageddon? [UproxxNews]
Jose Canseco is freakin pumped! He’s been drinking green tea all gotdamn day! [WithLeather]
Simon Pegg and Andy Serkis will snatch your body [
‘Simpsons’ Jokes That Might Have Been [WarmingGlow]
LOLNFL captioned photos, week four [KissingSuzyKolber]
The Lil Wayne Simile Counter [TheSmokingSection]
Four Historically Badass Cultures That Were Also Totally Gay [TheSmokingJacket]
45 Famous National Lampoon Magazine Covers [Gunazin]
Top 10 Sexiest Female Golfers of All Time [BleacherReport]
Six Possible Book Ideas for Snooki [EgoTV]
Dogs Love The Colbert Report [Buzzfeed]
7 Famous Brand Slogans That Sound Perverted Out Of Context [Unreality]
VIDEO BELOW: This ceiling cat video has been around awhile, but it’s worth it. [via Arbroath]
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I think it would be fun if we came up with our own Simpsons ideas!
Let’s see…Santa’s Little Helper revealed to be Krypto the Super Dog?