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I hear there’s going to be free cake as well as deals on DVD’s, tickets, merchandise, and more.

(P.S. The cake is a lie.)

If you missed it before, here’s a guide to “Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others” [Uproxx]

Why are Germans Afraid of Google? [UproxxNews]

The 10 Best Sh*t Talkers In Wrestling History [

Mel Gibson axed from Hangover 2 [Filmdrunk]

Patton Oswalt developing sitcom. What god did I please? [WarmingGlow]

Here’s That Canadian Football Team Fighting In The Stands [WithLeather]

Frotcast 19: Joe King, Rob Delaney, Jackass 3D [Filmdrunk]

5 Projects Announced This Week That Will Probably Never Happen [Pajiba]

Up In Smoke: This is What a 134-Ton Bong Hit Looks Like [BroBible]

10 Absolutely Horrible Pieces of Pac-Man Merchandise [ToplessRobot]

Pepperdine’s Keion Bell Can Dunk Over 7 People [TheHoopDoctors]

Hands Down, the Best Halo Reach Kill So Far [Unreality]

32 Hilarious ‘Stare Dad’ Comics. I smell mop. [ForkParty]

VIDEO BELOW: If All Movies Had Smartphones [via CollegeHumor]

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