Call of Duty: Black Ops. Woodstock 3. Birth of my own heir. These are pretty much the three major life events, listed in order of importance, that I am most looking forward to in the coming years of my existence. That said, I think it’s quite obvious that any Call of Doody Duty: Black Ops fodder I can dig up, I’ll gladly chow down like the malnourished street mutt that I am. I’ve even started an Advent calendar in anticipation of the game’s upcoming November 9th release date.
To wet all of our proverbial whistles, Treyarch just released some more clips and a brand new trailer, this time revealing even more single player campaign features, multiplayer maps and cutscene goodies. From graphics and sound design, to enemy A.I. and lush environments, Call of Duty: Black Ops is fixing to explode our brains with goodness. At least I hope it’s goodness and not just another round of Russian roulette.
Holy s**t, Deer Hunter, is that you?!
Trailer and video after the jump:
New Call of Duty: Black Ops Trailer:
Trailer via PCgamer.
Multiplayer Jungle Map:
Single Player Kowloon Mission:
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CoD can lick the cum off my grampa’s taint. I’ll be happy throughout winter with New Vegas, Fable 3 and Reach. No more grabass shooters, glad to see MoH got a 6 on IGN.
Wow. Wayne Jetski, a tad harsh on that comment? I agree with your selection of 3 AAA titles in New Vegas, Fable 3 and Reach, however I feel that the level of obnoxious players seen in COD is close to what you see in Reach. MOH was terrible, as I played it last night. Sadly these spastic “modern shooters” will still make money, and take developers time away from making more well rounded games such as the aforementioned titles.
I, for one, can’t wait. As a casual gamer, I love a fast-paced, quick-to-pick up shooter that is gorgeous, relatively bug-free with excellent gameplay mechanics. I just don’t have the time to devote an hour or more to gaming. Married with children, I’m lucky if I get 10 minutes a night. But yes, MOH eats monkey nuts.