
“Call of Duty: Black Ops” comes out next Tuesday (available to pre-purchase on Steam). There’s going to be a zombie survival mode (videos below) with some familiar players involved. Some of the features of “Call of Duty: World at War” are back, like boarding up windows and unlocking parts of the level as you rack up points, but there’s something in this version World at War was lacking, which I’ll explain after the jump since it’s a spoiler:

That’s right. John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Fidel Castro, and Robert McNamara are fighting zombies inside the Pentagon. They even added that extra dose of realism by making Nixon paranoid and Smeagol-like. Sidenote: would it be inappropriate to yell “Boom, headshot!” when JFK is there?
The cut scene:
The gameplay footage (meh) –
And, what the hell, here’s the launch trailer as well:




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Wow, what a douche.
Yeah, that guy was a dick.
Suckhole must get all the ladies. “It’s not that your tits suck, but they are 99% fake. Eat a turd!”
Holy fuck, I might have to play this game just to be JFK with a shotgun.
*looks up at comments*
Ha! What a failtard! *places shotgun between legs and mimics humping motions*
Yo, Dorm. Check your email.
Text only? What kind of computer is he using?