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stop anybody from speculating that the role might be offered to South African model Tanit Phoenix.
My contact passes on a rumor that the model cum actress [Ed- giggity] has actually already spoken to key members of the production team and expressed interest . . . and they’re (that includes some suits at Warner Bros, whom she did The Thirst [Lost Boys sequel] with) apparently big fans, so her name will undoubtedly be amongst the four or five young actresses that are ultimately shortlisted for the role of the Amazonian princess. “She will definitely get to screen test”, says an insider. [What's Playing]
So yeah. She isn’t cast, she hasn’t even auditioned yet, but far be it from us to pass up an excuse to post a bunch of probably safe for work pics of a model. Oh, look. We dropped something:
[13 more pics at Blastr.]










Dor sho gha! We are one Lindsay Lohan mugshot away from becoming WWTDD here! If someone at Uproxx told you they were getting spam emails that said “TITS OR GTFO”, I don’t know anything about it.
Not that you asked.
Just in case, you know.
It wasn’t me.
Am I the only one who initially read her name as “Taint” and was a little disappointed that the story didn’t take a drastically different direction?
I’m not ashamed of that, by the way.
It’s okay, Deux³, I initially typed it that way.
Does Taint Phoenix have a harelip and a dead brother?
She better put on about 40lbs of pure muscle if she wants to play an amazon. Someone call Linda Hamilton’s T2 personal trainer.
Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumn
Phoenix taint is one of the rarest taints of all!
Tanit Phoenix is the only person I have seen so far that matches the role perfectly, this image is not the best representation of her. google Tanit Phoenix, or better yet, go to her wikipedia site! she looks just like an amazonian warrior. Sexy as hell, tall, 5’9, and talented! she was in LA for 7 days and booked the leading role on Femme Fatales HBO! that is unheard of. she is cast opposite big names like Sean Bean (lord of the rings), Ving rhames, Danny Trejo(machete) and Luke goss.. and Danny Trejo already has been heard campaigning for Tanit. Quoted: ‘she looks like Linda Carter, they would be stupid not to cast her’.
I imagine it’s easy to see some Phoneix Taint when she’s flying over in an invisible jet.
Tanit Phoenix booked FEMME FATALES after being in LA for a week? woah! thats unheard of! she has to be something special! FEMME FATALES is going to be the sexiest most dangerous show on cable when it airs! and Tanit Phoenix is lead.. all the way from south Africa.. i am sure south Africans are so proud of her, they should be.. their only other export is Charlize Theron, and i guess a few other less active members, but Tanit has star quality.. something America has been needing and waiting for.. a fresh face and a smart head on that sexy pair of shoulders! wow.. i hope she gets the role!
In case it wasn’t completely obvious from the borderline-retarded grammar and sycophantic PR-speak, “ranky” and “His” are both posting from the same computer.
So, are you at least getting paid to be a dishonest shill? And do you realize you make the person you’re promoting look terrible when you do this?
But RoboPanda, Tanit Phoenix booked FEMME FATALES after being in LA for a week! Such a remarkable feat should be shouted from the rooftops of every blog in the land! Surely the discriminating purveyors of (insert blog name) would want their readers – all of whom possess exceptional sexual characteristics – to know about Tanit Phoenix!
Brooke Shields eyebrows are back baby!!!
Now we just need to bring back ungroomed jungle bush.
>woah! thats unheard of! she has to be something special!
Acting wise or blowjob wise?
One is not necessary for a career in TV while the other is the thing that gets you lead roles.
Tanit Phoenix is such a great name. I read up on her bio, that her last name hails from Ireland. She is unrelated to River and Joaquin. Her ancestory proves to be true Irish, with Mediterranean roots and her mother is Dutch. Interesting mix. To cast an unknown for the lead in Wonder Woman is balsy and I tend to lean in favour for it. If Tanit can truly give a great performance, she has my vote as taking the lead in WW.
We want Tanic Phoenix
You star her and we will all watch. She is beautiful and talented