Your boyfriend submitted the video below to Moviefone’s Biggest Harry Potter Fan Contest to prove his obsession with everything Potter. Since this is totally your boyfriend, you already know he’s a 23-year-old college student from Pittsburgh named Steve. You also know he works at a Sears and has four Harry Potter tattoos, including J.K. Rowling’s signature on his forearm and an Azkaban prison tat on his neck (so you know he’s hardcore). He has a 448-page self published book but you know that. You also know he wore his most formal of wizard robes to Prom because you were totally there with him, as he is your boyfriend and you looooove him.
Put on your robe and wizard hat and check out the video:
Cool story bro. I only wish there were something I could get this excited about, but I can’t think of anything. *lights crack pipe*
[And a tip of the sorting hat to Urlesque.]