Your boyfriend submitted the video below to Moviefone’s Biggest Harry Potter Fan Contest to prove his obsession with everything Potter. Since this is totally your boyfriend, you already know he’s a 23-year-old college student from Pittsburgh named Steve. You also know he works at a Sears and has four Harry Potter tattoos, including J.K. Rowling’s signature on his forearm and an Azkaban prison tat on his neck (so you know he’s hardcore). He has a 448-page self published book but you know that. You also know he wore his most formal of wizard robes to Prom because you were totally there with him, as he is your boyfriend and you looooove him.
Put on your robe and wizard hat and check out the video:
Cool story bro. I only wish there were something I could get this excited about, but I can’t think of anything. *lights crack pipe*
[And a tip of the sorting hat to Urlesque.]
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At least he’s not one of them Twilight weirdos.
Oh yeh. His family is undoubtedly under the floorboards after they tried to come between him and his delusions.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I bet he tucks his dick between his legs and says, “I’d fuck me. Would you fuck me, Hermione?”
Yeah, Hairy Butthole Pussy Potter is looking all tough in the banner pic, I betcha if ONE black guy shows up, he goes back to being Gabe the insecure nerd. Fucking retard.
Fucking A! I recognized Lowe’s Theatre right away.
His mom’s arms are probably so tired from holding the camera through the several takes it took to get this just right.