The Inevitable Incredible Hulk Porno

Vivid Entertainment has released the cover art for Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody, which is part of their SuperXXXHeroes Series. We’ve written about another title in that series, Batman XXX, and the lead of that film (Dale Dabone) will be playing Dr. Bruce Banner.  Lee Stone will be playing the Hulk. I don’t know who those guys are, but I heard they’re kind of a big deal.

Also, Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says the company is planning parodies of Superman, The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, and Thor as well.  So we’ve got that to look forward to.  As for this Hulk movie, how are they going to be dealing with the green makeup rubbing off on/in other things situation? That poor woman. Sorry, am I killing the mood?  That’s what I do. In fact, I’ve got my own porn series where I wander onto other studios’ film sets saying, “Hey, this pizza box is empty,” and “This toilet works just fine; we won’t be needing your services after all,” and “I’m sorry your stepdad molested you, but you don’t have to do this. I’ll drive you to rehab.”

[Full press release available at CBM.]