In the downloadable content for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2, there’s a quick time event where the Apprentice kills Han Solo and Chewbacca. Less of this; more of anything else. Anything. Smash Mouth 
songs. Puppy cancer. Jar Jar Binks. Well, maybe not more of Jar Jar. The game isn’t canon, but that doesn’t make it a good idea to kill off Han Solo and Chewbacca, you bastards. MrSmith45 had the right idea when he flagged the video as child abuse.
The video is below, if you needed something to scream “nooooooooo” at. I heard there’s also downloadable content which lets you play a character who looks like you as a child, and then an NPC who looks like George Lucas rolls in on a golf cart and rapes your character. Just what I heard.
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is it geeky to cry about spoiler warnings? if not, i wish to cry about it..
That’s messed up man.
That is hilarious. In the first one there is DLC to kill Luke. Get over it dude, it’s a video game.
Why is Zartan killing Han Solo like he’s a little bitch?
Han shot Chewbacca? This is way worse than when Greedo shot first.
Anyone wanna guess it was all just a “vision”?
More importantly, why is the guy from Assassin’s Creed on Endor?
thats a bit less lame than the way that they killed Chewbacca in the official books.
George needs nerd-tears to feed the hate-beast that lives in his neck-pouch. Hyphen hyphen.
Oh, shit! You didn’t mention that it happens on ENDOR. What a terrible place to die. It’s like that time I tried PCP in Munchkinland: terrifying and squishy.
LucasArts just put this DC together with hopes that it will trend the net to increase sales.
People do realize this is just a DLC “What if?” kind of thing, right?
Like what if there was no Darth Vader and instead this guy (Zartan-like though he may be) was in charge of the Emperor’s forces? And more importantly what if you were in control of him?
Everyone likes to be the bad guy sometimes. And this is in no way canonical. So I really don’t see the harm. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.
The Force Unleashed 1/2 are canon, so they obviously aren’t actually dead. They can’t be.