In the downloadable content for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2, there’s a quick time event where the Apprentice kills Han Solo and Chewbacca. Less of this; more of anything else. Anything. Smash Mouth songs. Puppy cancer. Jar Jar Binks. Well, maybe not more of Jar Jar. The game isn’t canon, but that doesn’t make it a good idea to kill off Han Solo and Chewbacca, you bastards. MrSmith45 had the right idea when he flagged the video as child abuse.
The video is below, if you needed something to scream “nooooooooo” at. I heard there’s also downloadable content which lets you play a character who looks like you as a child, and then an NPC who looks like George Lucas rolls in on a golf cart and rapes your character. Just what I heard.
I want more like this!
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