Playboy slathered Playmates Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto with Tron-inspired bodypaint and took pictures. Something about Tron: Legacy coming out next week or bodypaint being on sale, I don't know; I was distracted. This is definitely a bigger-budget photo shoot than the Tron porn. And just to keep things from getting too sexy, now's a great time to point out bodypaint looks totally uncomfortable. They should wash that off immediately and then do the photo shoot. I make these suggestions because I care.
After the jump are more pictures and a video. Do we have to say it's NSFW? We're talking Nude Tayne NSFW level business here.
Full-sized pictures and the rest of the pictures (NSFW, obviously) are at Playboy.
It gets significantly less safe for work beyond this point:
[Sources: Technabob and DaveandThomas]
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Ask any lady: not enough vibration on a light cycle
I will not rest until they redo this photo shoot with the Tron body paint while wearing the R2D2 bathing suits. Maybe have them falling out of the TARDIS, I dunno. What do I look like, the Idea Person? By the way when I said I wouldn’t rest, I was lying. I’m gonna have a nap right now.