Roger That, Dog Fort (And Links)

PICTURES: Above is the third exciting installment of DOG FORT (click to enlarge) [via Reddit]. Part two is below [via Filmdrunk] and part one is here.

3 Easy Steps To Surviving An Alien Abduction [Uproxx]

Today’s Top Story: Bison Rides In Cars, Goes To Bars [UproxxNews]

“James Franco Watched a Male Prostitute Bang a Dude to Prepare for Role.”  For a role.  Sure.  [Filmdrunk]

CNN accidentally airs diarrhea scene from Dumb and Dumber [

Hot rugby girls have the right idea [WithLeather]

Video of the Metrodome roof collapse [KSK]

15 Classic Rap Remakes We’d Like To Hear [TSS]

Salsa Dog? Hell yeah Salsa Dog. [EgoTV]

Sexy 101: The Women of Science Fiction [TSJ]

Why Was This Xbox 360 Commercial Banned? [Unreality]

Top 25 NBA Player Rankings for 2010 [TheHoopDoctors]

7th Grade Hoops Sensation Adrian Moore Crushing Dunks [BroBible]

Big Fish and the Movies of Tim Burton as Viewed Through His Art [Pajiba]

Top 10 TV shows of 2010. Also known as “The death of network television and the rise of FX” [Fark]

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VIDEO BELOW: Meanwhile, in Portland . . . [via Reddit]