These Links Fought And Possibly Died For Your Right To Party

Have Yourself Some Holiday Music [

Why Are Germans Taxing Sex?  [UproxxNews]

Hey Girl, Baby Goose Will Read Your ‘Hey Girl’ Blog [Filmdrunk]

Iowa’s leading receiver is a kingpin? [WithLeather]

50 Reindeer Cats [Buzzfeed]

Comedy Central’s new logo looks like a copyright symbol [WarmingGlow]

Double Dream Hands! [Pajiba]

25 Comics Cancelled Too Soon [UGO]

Kid drinking water fail (video autoplays) [EgoTV]

Ten Not-So-Dynamic Music Duos [Gunaxin]

Willow Smith Is Already Frustrated With Being A Star. I whip my complete lack of sympathy back and forth. [UrbanDaily]

Photos of LeBron James’ Ballin’ New Nine Million Dollar Pad in Miami [BroBible]

What could the Heat have looked like without Lebron James? [TheHoopDoctors]

Who will play Julian Assange when the movie is made? [Fark]

VIDEO BELOW: This guy really likes Risk. Obviously a man who knows how to party. [via TDW]

[Banner pic via PeepShow, inset pics via PleatedJeans and THD]