If you've been following our coverage/humiliation conga of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark", you know two things. The script sucks worse than the Clone Saga and "The Other" put together, and the complex stunts have this tendency to put people in the hospital.
Needless to say, Julie Taymor, who is insane [allegedly], and Bono have decided the show needs a better ending, and that better ending should include stunts. Specifically a series of flying stunts around the theater.
Give us your best guess on when some poor actor gets hurt by this decision in the comments, we'll get a nice deadpool going and help pay the poor sucker's medical bills. Meanwhile, we've got a video reenactment of the show as it really plays on the next slide.
[ via the boondoggle watchers at ComicsAlliance ]