
The sad thing is I photoshopped this four months ago.
When last we gnashed our teeth and wailed over the Wonder Woman TV show, we had just learned about the
reveals some new info on how they plan to cast the show. The whole sheet is over there, but we’ll pick out a few details. It confirms that Steve Trevor will be a series regular character; it also doesn’t list any villains. But, more importantly, this:
Diana is “a real woman yearning to live a normal life.” Wow. Talk about a fundamental misunderstanding of who the character is. She’s an Amazon, raised by Amazons. She’s the finest warrior on an island that breeds the best of them. Her mission in life is to bring light to the world—not to be a sitcom-ready “lost girl in the big city.” But whatever. [Blastr]
Next up, a Superman TV show where he was actually from Kansas all along and strives to have the most extensive butterfly collection in the Midwest. Damn it so much. I know I’ve done this before but it bears repeating:

Single Female Lawyer
Fighting for her client,
Wearing sexy miniskirts,
And being self-reliant.
[Inset picture via TheFrogman, other two pictures made by me because I photoshop the pain away]




When Wonder Woman Was Done Well: Justice League
Every other time that I come across the character, I always walk away unimpressed. She’s great as a secondary character (like Flash and Hawkgirl) but there aren’t any classic stories involving her for a reason.
She was done really well in her movie, too.
Also I don’t know about “classic” stories, but she was pretty important in that OMAC project story leading in to Infinite Crisis, and of course Matt Wagner’s Trinity was pretty badass.
The animated movie? Obviously a personal opinion here, but that was by far my least favorite of the DC Animated movies that I’ve seen. I didn’t like the portrayal of her nearly as much as, again, on Justice League.
I’ve not read Trinity, but that OMAC story involves a lot more heroes than just her. Also, nothing good came out of Infinite Crisis.
I just walked in on a manatee and a puppy arguing about Wonder Woman.
Names and addresses for the show’s producers…NOW!
This can still work if you do like me: Turn off the sound, go to slow motion every time she performs a costume change, and spank your nuts with a baseball bat covered in nails.
If that doesn’t work for you, then we’re just clearly two different people.