So far we know Take-Two Interactive (the parent company of Rockstar Games) registered several domain names which sound like parody products to coincide with Grand Theft Auto 5. DeviceMag found some more information I’ll try to summarize here. In a very long, roundabout way, @supererogatory discovered that “Rush” is probably the code name for GTA V. The game is also rumored to be set in or around Hollywood.
DeviceMag also found a possible character list for “Rush” posted by randrews. That character list is after the jump and includes three FBI agents, a stereotypical hillbilly, a cult leader, a soccer mom, a swinger, a pothead, a publicist, a car dealer/loanshark, a paranoid guy, an IT guy, some hippies, a “Beverly Hills party boy”, a mobster, a Chinese translator, and somebody named Simon who is referred to but not described. I hope Simon shoots everyone else on the list except the Chinese translator and the IT guy. I might need them.
38 – Annoying, wise cracking, highly successful FBI agent. In great shape. Does triathlons, drinks low cal beer, but still has a sense of humor.
25 Young Mexican American FBI agent, caught between a few mob bosses. Very clean cut
23 – Moronic, almost inbred and creepy white trash hillbilly. Very naive but in a creepy ‘it’s only incest sort of way’
Welsh monk / cult leader / yoga teacher – 50, very lithe, very into exploring your personal tension through gripping massage. Needs Welsh accent.
Neurotic soccer mom, home maker, 48, anxious and addled on pain killers. Very angry at neighbor MRS Bell.
Swinger, and mellow Californian divorcee. 45. Ugly but comfortable with self.
47 – Weed evangelist, guy who started smoking at 30, and is now a leading proponent of marijuana’s fantastic properties. White, awkward.
56 – publicist for an actress known as America’s newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He’s always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.
Kevin De Silva:
18 – Albert’s fat, FPS playing gamer son. Smokes a lot of weed, has anxiety issues and a card for a bad back, very soft, very opinionated. Into making racist comments while playing online.
42-52 years old – Armenian car dealer, moneylender, would be Fagin and would be bully. Heavily connected to the underworld, but irritates people so much no one likes him.
48 – paranoiac living in the sticks, near Simon, completely paranoid, and terrified of Simon.
55 – clapped out FBI agent who now mostly works offering advice on TV shows – whose only claim to fame turns out to be entirely false – but a decent guy in other ways. Badly dressed. Divorced. Putting on weight.
53 – disabled IT expert and criminal information vendor.
English hardman actor, 35, who acts tough but who wants to do serious work – the only problem is he can’t quite read the words.
white 52 yr old loosie goosie hippy rich guy who has lost his money and is getting desperate but trying not to.
45-52 years old – unshaven female spiritualist and hippy with a love of exploring the wilderness. Very into journeys.
29 – pretty boy misogynist Beverly Hills party boy. Made money, but not as cool as he thinks he is.
39 – somewhat incompetent Chinese mobster, loves doing ecstasy, going to raves.
45 – VERY STRAIGHT LACED Chinese translator, terrified of his boss’s dad. Male, awkward. Needs to speak Chinese.
I want more like this!
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