We've been ignoring Super so far, even though it opens April 1st, mostly because it's treading the same territory as Kick-Ass but without a 12-year-old who drops C-bombs. But the new clip caught my attention. Ellen Page jumping around like a maniac has that effect. There's also a second clip which might be NSFW; if there were any doubt Gunn used to write for Troma, looking at those phallic tentacles should remove all doubt. So what's this crazy movie about anyway?
When sad-sack loser Frank (Rainn Wilson) sees his ex-addict wife (Liv Tyler) willingly snatched by a seductive drug dealer (Kevin Bacon), he finds himself bereft and wholly unable to cope. But soon he decides to fight back under the guise of a DIY superhero called Crimson Bolt. With a hand-made suit, a wrench, and a crazed sidekick named Boltie (Ellen Page), the Crimson Bolt beats his way through the mean streets of crime in hopes of saving his wife. [official synopsis]
This movie is so unrealistic. Liv Tyler married to Rainn Wilson? Pfft, whatever.
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aww man, how come no hyper 22 year old girls in little shorts hang out at my place?
Saw this movie at Tiff and it was awesometastic.
Ellen Page rapes Rain Wilson
She also pokes her vag saying “Its all gushy”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I jizzed in my pants
:P
And Rob Zombie appears as the voice of God. Instantly makes a must see
Мдя круто умеет…
I agree with the above post.
Ivan couldn’t be more correct.
its a movie called super 8
I would do her
I have a hyper 22year old girl in little shorts hanging out at my place…oh wait, she’s my wife. :)
We had the same 22 yrs old you have now… weird coincidence
It has Nathan Fillion. I feel obligated to watch and buy this movie.
Oh god I would fuck that till it turned purple.
I would tap that hard
not like kickass at all nooooooooooo, smell that, thats sarcaism…..
I love Ellen Page in several inappropriate ways. Worse yet I started having weird Japanese tentacle porn vision while watching this…..
Funny, all I heard is how this flick is pure dirivative 5h1t. Personally, I won’t watch ANYTHING with Raine Wilson in it because he is $%*&! AWFUL, consistently.
It’s too, bad, because I have a seriously filthy thing for Ellen/Liv…Oh well.
Ellen Page owns but I agree with Moose. That tentacle stuff was a little bit strange and err, yeah.
Meeting Ellen Page & Liv Tyler at the ‘Super’ premiere was a pleasure, but Rainn Wilson was sort of a dick :/ Just saying. The movie was pretty hilarious, not what i was expected & in my opinion better than ‘Kick Ass’ & i enjoyed Kickass.
This photo makes me want to say to Ellen Page… “Juno where I’m gonna put my dick!”
That pic moves Ellen Page way up the list of lesbians I really wished were straight. Amber Heard obviously tops that list.
i’d take my time with her…or not :D
Boys who freely express the desire to “tap” a girl who has the body of a boy, rejects boys are expressing their latent (and deep-seated) homosexual tendencies. Just thought I’d give you fags a heads up.
I agree with @suffokate. Expressing how I would gently caress her cute little perky body, and then ram her so hard she cries is kind of lame. Heads up fags?
This.
Movie.
Sucks.
Hard.
Suck-diddly-ucks
LOL
We are fine
suffokate = fat girl…