Valve has released a new “investment opportunities” trailer as a sequel to the “Panels” one, and it’s a cogent reminder of how many ex-Pixar employees now work for Valve. The clip follows the robots ATLAS and P-body undergoing trust exercises while J.K. Simmons narrates as Cave Johnson, the Aperture Science founder and CEO, explaining how robots make better test subjects for co-operative tasks because they are more trustworthy than humans.
Do not believe his lies. Robots are not to be trusted. Not even cute Pixar-y ones. Especially not cute Pixar-y ones. I’m onto you, WALL-E. You know who else eats trash? Hobos. Filthy, gold-stealing hobos. That’s right, hobos steal gold. This is why they’re notoriously feuding with the leprechauns. Look it up.