
Back in November of 2009 Stephen King announced he’d start writing another book in the Dark Tower series in July of 2010. That announcement came about six months before Universal bought the rights to adapt the series for TV and feature films, which was plenty of motivation to stick to the original plan and fill any gaps in the story (cha-ching). Now King has posted at his website that The Dark Tower: The Wind Through the Keyhole is done and should be published in 2012. It’s shorter than books two through seven and covers events taking place between books four and five. We’ll let King himself describe it:
The major story of Roland and his ka-tet was told, but I realized there was at least one hole in the narrative progression: what happened to Roland, Jake, Eddie, Susannah, and Oy between the time they leave the Emerald City (the end of Wizard and Glass) and the time we pick them up again, on the outskirts of Calla Bryn Sturgis (the beginning of Wolves of the Calla)?
There was a storm, I decided. One of sudden and vicious intensity. The kind to which billy-bumblers like Oy are particularly susceptible. Little by little, a story began to take shape. I saw a line of riders, one of them Roland’s old mate, Jamie DeCurry, emerging from clouds of alkali dust thrown by a high wind. I saw a severed head on a fencepost. I saw a swamp full of dangers and terrors. I saw just enough to want to see the rest. Long story short, I went back to visit an-tet with my friends for awhile. [StephenKing via TDW]
I also saw a severed head on a fencepost and a swamp full of dangers and terrors, but then I moved out of Missouri.
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Dear Stephen King,
The ending to the series was horrible snipe-hunt of a fuck-you to the audience and you are a whore.
Dear Steve Two,
I love Stephen King books, particularly The Dark Tower Series. Having said that. I agree 100% with everything you just said.
Steve Two has it right. That ending as well as King writing himself into his own book was simply awful.
God, I have to agree with you guys, and I’m a huge fan of Mr. King. I’ve only not read one or two of his novels by now, and I enjoyed the Dark Tower series but..fuck that ending. A lot of his endings are kind of…awful, really.
What Truthteller and Steve 2 said. SK cannot write a decent ending to save his life. And by book 4 (or wherever he wrote himself in) they got to be a chore, not a joy to read.
What? You guys dont like reading 7 books (six of which are gigantic) only to have the final showdown fought by a guy we learned about 20 pages ago?
Yep, I’m with you guys. Fuck Steven King after that ending. I’m never reading anything he does ever again. Oh, and fuck any assholes who assert horse-crap like “its not the ending, its the journey” in attempts to defend slap-dicks who can’t bring adequate (or even half-ass) closure to overdrawn “epics” like King and the Lost writers. No one wants to take a cross country road trip to see their best friend only to reach his house and discover it has burned down with him in it. It doesn’t matter if the weather was nice the whole time, that trip would fucking blow!
I’ve read most of SK’s work and liked pretty much all of it.. that is until about 1 quarter of the way through Dark Tower. It just got too.. drab. boring. pathetic especially when the characters are discussing ‘the King’. I’ll pass on the next installments thank you.