
Super opens in limited release on April 1st, and if it ends up just being an elaborate April Fools prank on Ellen Page to get her to writhe around in spandex we’re totally cool with that. In fact, we encourage it. And so the clip below is reason for optimism. The previous clip showed Page cartwheeling around, trying to convince Rainn Wilson’s character (superhero The Crimson Bolt) to let her be his sidekick. The clip below shows Page presenting her superhero identity, Boltie, for the first time. And then things get inappropriate.
By inappropriate, we mean awesome.
[Thanks, CubicZarcarbian.]




I would go horrible, unspeakable things to ellen page in that costume… with her in that costume, not me (just to be clear)
I’d do horrible, unspeakable things to her out of that costume, but it’s the opposite of what Bex is talking about.
/hates Juno
Ellen Page is boner kryptonite. I think it’s the combination of a rat face and a child’s voice that does it, but I’m no doctor.
Alright, Girlie, meet your mortal enemy, the Fuscia Boner!
(See, I made a little cape and everything)
I’m almost certain the clip cut off right before he said “I didn’t say stop!”