
He hates these boxes. Stay away from the boxes.
This is old but I somehow missed covering it when it was originally published, so I’m rectifying that right meow. A TechEBlog reader’s friend made homemade, retractable Wolverine claws which pop out when he bends his elbow back, and it even incorporates real katana blades. Which is awesomely safe and not at all dangerous. He then filmed himself punching cardboard boxes set up around his apartment (or his grandma’s house?), which is still awesomely safe. Especially when the box appears less wide than the katana blades are long, or the box starts to crumple as he’s punching it directly into the floor.
I’m honestly a little disappointed he didn’t destroy that ugly ’70s couch. Because f*ck that couch. Seriously.
[Hat tip and three "SNIKT" sound effects to TheAwesomer.]




Props for the Jerk Reference.
Gonna make for some dangerous masterbation, which, let’s face it, is the reason he’s made them to begin with.
He couldn’t didn’t destroy that ugly ’70s couch, because then his dad wouldn’t let him use the workshop in the garage any more…