
There’s a new trailer for the
bracelet, then sh-t gets real and aliens kidnap Harrison Ford’s son and Sam Rockwell’s wife. Also, Olivia Wilde gets naked at some point for some reason and yet they don’t put that in ten-inch-tall letters on the poster.
Jon Favreau directs the comic book adaptation (and man does the comic have a storied past) with a script written by Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, and Damon Lindelof (and hopefully their polar bear friend). Some screencaps and the trailer are after the jump. It’s very similar to the Super Bowl spot with two additional minutes of footage, none of which was an extended version of Olivia Wilde’s nude scene. They don’t know how to sell this movie. If I made this trailer it would just say, “Olivia Wilde naked and also Daniel Craig in tight slacks. JULY 29TH.” Don’t tell me that wouldn’t sell tickets.




Tight slacks = oxymoron.
Me + blowtorch = oxy moron.
Harrison Ford was positively wheezing in the first trailer. Hope he’s around for the inevitable cash-grabby sequel….