
being cut to occasionally to tell a joke and make the same face. Also, there are dancing Stormtroopers, because this was the ’70s and you couldn’t have a variety show without a confusing dance number.
The video’s after the jump. Good luck if you can sit through the whole thing. Holy crap, what did people do back when they had three or four TV channels and stuff like this was on all of them? No wonder quaaludes and whippits seemed like a good idea. I zonked out while watching this, and when I came to my face was covered in gold spraypaint. WARRIORS.
[Banner picture via JuliaSegal, inset photoshop via Fark.]




I remember when this aired; it was pretty awesome (to a kid who craved all things Star Wars). Although it hasn’t aged well. Aaaand really wasn’t good to begin with.
I don’t think anyone who wasn’t around when Star Wars came out can understand the pervasiveness of the Star Wars craze back then: if it had anything to do with Star Wars, we loved it. The end. It was just the right thing at the right time back then, and it was awesome!
Wow. I just found out that I’d nail the 1977 version of Marie Osmand.
And I’d spell/call her by the wrong name the next day.
I’d slide my lightsaber between Marie’s mormon titties while Paul Lynne watched.
Is Donny wearing woman’s boots? I’m sorry, was that question redundant?