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GammaSquad Giveaway: Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows

Written by RoboPanda / 04.25.11

UPDATE: Comment #55 (Balls of Steel) is the winner. Check your email, balls. Er, I mean check your email, not “your email and also your balls”. Although far be it from me to discourage a cancer screening, if it’s that time. Um, anyway, thanks to everyone who entered, and if balls doesn’t answer his (or her, you never know) email, we’ll pick another winner.

Sex Panther cologne.  They also officially licensed a Ghostbusters product, Stay Puft marshmallows.  Today we’re giving away one box of these caffeinated Stay Puft gourmet marshmallows.  Wait, marshmallows can be caffeinated?  Can I live on only this?  Sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found thee.

The winner gets one 6.25 oz box of Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows and bragging rights.  Here’s how to enter and the rules:

  • Post a comment below. It doesn’t have to be anything profound, but put a valid email address in the email field so we can contact you if you win. Do not put any private information in any other fields besides the email field; those fields will display publicly.
  • One entry per email. One entry per computer. Attempting to enter more than once disqualifies you.
  • U.S. residents only (Sorry, Luxembourg).
  • You have until 1:00 PM EST Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 to enter.  A winner will be picked with a random number generator (my cat’s name is “random number generator”) and we’ll email you shortly afterward. The subject line of the email will be “Stay Puft Contest Winner“.
  • The winner has until 11:59 PM EST Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 to reply to the email. If we don’t get a response by then, we’ll pick a new winner.  We’ll also call your mom and tell her we think you had an accident and she’ll be, like, totally worried, dude.
  • Ingredients: Sugar, corn syrup, water, kosher gelatin, natural vanilla, caffeine, salt, and corn starch.
  • Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
  • ARV: $20.00


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RoboPanda posted

"GammaSquad Giveaway: Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows"

  1. 04.25.11 at 9:16 am
    essequemodeia

    I’ve been commenting so unprofoundingly its ridiculous. Yet, never a response from you. I hope I win so I can so not respond.

  2. 04.25.11 at 9:25 am
    exactor_mortis

    /*comment*/

  3. 04.25.11 at 9:31 am
    Boo MaGoo

    Damn caffeinated marshmallows!

    Making me break my strict no commenting rule.

  4. 04.25.11 at 9:34 am
    Nathan

    “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!”

  5. 04.25.11 at 9:42 am
    liquid_d

    I have never been so excited about the prospect of getting diabetes!

  6. 04.25.11 at 9:43 am
    Asher

    Holy shit I need this. It’s been so long since I got a food product that I wanted to be inside so badly.

  7. 04.25.11 at 9:57 am
    choobs

    Gimme.

  8. 04.25.11 at 10:06 am
    BeerMaker

    “This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble! “

  9. 04.25.11 at 10:12 am
    Duto

    Hiiii guyyyyyyyy.

  10. 04.25.11 at 10:17 am
    Taco_Jones

    Suck it, Luxembourg!

  11. 04.25.11 at 10:19 am
    Captain_Insano

    I’ve got your Stay Puft right here. *points to crotch*

  12. 04.25.11 at 10:25 am
    Bamitsthemac

    I need those inside of me. Right now.

  13. 04.25.11 at 10:41 am
    kerry

    So long as they don’t taste like burnt dog hair.

  14. 04.25.11 at 10:58 am
    Duto

    i got your comment right here. /crotch chop

  15. 04.25.11 at 11:01 am
    WalterSobchek

    My Co-Worker dropped dead of a heart attack at work on Wednesday. He had a history of heart problems and diabetes. BUT, these look so good that it might just be worth it.

    SIGN ME UP!

  16. 04.25.11 at 11:09 am
    Aaron

    I greatly hope to win, just to rub it in Dr. Venkman’s idiot face. YOU’VE NEVER BEEN PUBLISHED IN A REPUTABLE JOURNAL, YOU HACK.

  17. 04.25.11 at 11:29 am
    Jeremy

    Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

  18. 04.25.11 at 11:43 am
    Aaron

    Mother pus bucket!

  19. 04.25.11 at 12:05 pm
    Horchata_Jones

    I want the marshmellows.

  20. 04.25.11 at 12:35 pm
    Fadeproof

    How weird is that?! I was just thinking about the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

  21. 04.25.11 at 12:45 pm
    Annie

    I can only imagine (with demonic glee) the kind of havoc these could wreak upon my pirate band’s rehearsals. MWA HA HA HA!

  22. 04.25.11 at 12:47 pm
    Collin

    If I don’t win, I’m buying these.

  23. 04.25.11 at 12:48 pm
    Matt C

    I aint afraid of no ghost.

  24. 04.25.11 at 12:49 pm
    The Texas Hammer

    Be careful – you don’t want to piss off Luxembourg. Trust me.

  25. 04.25.11 at 1:10 pm
    Cerahsee

    There is no Dana, only Zuul.

  26. 04.25.11 at 1:11 pm
    nilmot

    Caffeinated marshmallows…like floating on a cloud..of amphetamines.

  27. 04.25.11 at 1:35 pm
    Greg

    [Insert mallow winning comment here]

  28. 04.25.11 at 1:35 pm
    aSavageFart

    I want all that white inside me.

  29. 04.25.11 at 1:47 pm
    Kelwad

    Is caffeine absorption faster through the rectal walls?

  30. 04.25.11 at 1:50 pm
    Heribe of Wales

    Best Rice Crispy treats ev4r!

  31. 04.25.11 at 1:54 pm
    modigity

    Common you f’ing RNG, pick me!

  32. 04.25.11 at 2:18 pm
    porky1

    Mmmmm Fictlicious.

  33. 04.25.11 at 2:55 pm
    giantcowofdoom

    Can you see if Omni will let you give away some Sex Panther cologne next?

    (50 percent of the time, it works every time.)

  34. 04.25.11 at 3:07 pm
    Dominic

    I come here for the marshmallows, stay for the witty writing.

  35. 04.25.11 at 3:11 pm
    Collin

    I am not worthy…

  36. 04.25.11 at 3:19 pm
    Dormammu

    Worked for the Simpsons toys!

  37. 04.25.11 at 3:23 pm
    Switch

    I wonder how many marshmallows are in that there brick.

  38. 04.25.11 at 3:25 pm
    Rob

    Comment? Comment.

  39. 04.25.11 at 3:37 pm
    The Rebel

    I wonder if eggs start jumping out of the shells and cooking themselves on the counter when you bring these home.

  40. 04.25.11 at 3:45 pm
    Mike the Disappearing Intern

    Puft puft pass…

  41. 04.25.11 at 4:06 pm
    Justin

    What did you do Ray?

  42. 04.25.11 at 4:11 pm
    Chris

    WHAT DID YOU DO RAY?

  43. 04.25.11 at 4:26 pm
    Erswi

    I have two 2-yr olds at home that NEVER. F*CKING. SLEEP.

    I actually need these.

  44. 04.25.11 at 4:43 pm
    Matt

    MASS HYSTERIA!

  45. 04.25.11 at 4:52 pm
    Maria_Pete

    Congratulations! You got me to post a comment!… now I gotta do that more often, huh?…

  46. 04.25.11 at 5:16 pm
    Matt

    I want some

  47. 04.25.11 at 5:26 pm
    Travis

    I have some caffeinated soap to wash my hands with after devouring these marshmallows!

  48. 04.25.11 at 5:45 pm
    ALXbos

    i was trying to think of the most innocent thing to put, so i thought about the stay puft marshmallow man

  49. 04.25.11 at 5:50 pm
    Kevin

    Caffienated marshmallows…World Peace IS within reach! …”its a marshmallow world in the winter…”

  50. 04.25.11 at 6:40 pm
    Cornelius

    Is this a cheaper way of checking how many visitors your site gets?

    step 1, think what internet people want. (Sweeties and 80′s film memorabilia)

    step 2, Advertise above as “prize”.

    step 3, ?

    step 4, Profit.

  51. 04.25.11 at 6:54 pm
    Brandon

    Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  52. 04.25.11 at 7:57 pm
    Kilnik

    Dogs and cats, LIVING TOGETHER!

  53. 04.25.11 at 8:21 pm
    long time listener

    Mass hysteria.

  54. 04.25.11 at 8:31 pm
    mike

    because i need a little ray parker jr with my cocoa

  55. 04.25.11 at 9:14 pm
    Balls of Steel

    Caffeinated marshmallows plus coffee. Hmmmmm….

  56. 04.25.11 at 9:31 pm
    BK

    I believe I deserve this because mice ate all my Easter peeps.

  57. 04.25.11 at 9:40 pm
    Josh

    Nice shootin’ Tex

  58. 04.25.11 at 9:45 pm
    CzarChasm

    Do we get a big Twinkie for a consolation prize?

  59. 04.25.11 at 10:31 pm
    MorelOrelHershiser

    I’m glad the gelatin is kosher.

  60. 04.25.11 at 11:14 pm
    Truman

    We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!

  61. 04.26.11 at 12:09 am
    Larry Dickman

    … I don’t really want these.

  62. 04.26.11 at 12:11 am
    Kalbuck

    Gimme dem marshmallows.

  63. 04.26.11 at 12:23 am
    Walton

    Spaceship

  64. 04.26.11 at 12:47 am
    Oski

    Whoa, somebody’s coming

  65. 04.26.11 at 1:35 am
    Doctor Worm

    YOUR LOVE

    IS TAKING ME HI-YER

  66. 04.26.11 at 3:27 am
    Square Scout

    I’ll look around for 2 foot long flat popsicle sticks for toasting these properly. Regular round sticks will clearly not do.

  67. 04.26.11 at 3:49 am
    Jacob

    Give the marshmallows to me. I am obviously the best contender. Put me in, coach. Put me in.

  68. 04.26.11 at 7:27 am
    Mike

    hmm good stuff

  69. 04.26.11 at 8:17 am
    Jimmy C.

    I like marshmallows. As of right now, I have a 1 in 69 chance of winning. Hehehehe 69. Anyway, unprofound comment is unprofound.

  70. 04.26.11 at 9:35 am
    The White Boom Boom

    I would like to have these, please!

  71. 04.26.11 at 9:46 am
    Sammy

    I just ate two breakfast taquitos.

  72. 04.26.11 at 9:52 am
    Danny

    When the light is green… The trap is clean

  73. 04.26.11 at 10:25 am
    JP

    Fantastic!

  74. 04.26.11 at 11:19 am
    Randi

    i would killlllllllll for these.

  75. 04.26.11 at 2:55 pm
    Chris

    Don’t cross the streams. Send me marshmallows.

  76. 04.27.11 at 12:37 pm
    J

    i want marshmallows

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