VIDEO ABOVE: Little girl at Disneyland’s Jedi Academy chooses the dark side. Bonus: check out the Stormtrooper fist pumping. [via SuperPunch]
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Inset picture: Missoula firefighter Brett Cunniff (via BWE). This dude is getting so much kitty from this photo.
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Oh man, that little girl is awesome. Who wouldn’t want to join the Dark Side? Democrats, thats who.
Unless it’s Ellen Page juggling my balls, I’m not clicking.
WITH HER TONGUE!!!
Damn it. I meant with her tongue!
I get the feeling that the SARIAH GALLEGO tag isn’t getting used again.
I dunno, Jacktion!… She’s got potential. I bet she has a brief-yet-spectacular career as an internet memesation.