"Of Course China Built A Sperm-Collecting Machine"
Oh! Oh! Harder, R2, harder!
I didn’t notice any way to angle the insertion point or adjust the height….so I think I’m going to wait for cumBot 2.0
If I wanted to bang a robot, I’d call Ellen Page.
*flips scarf, wheels Sperm Collector away*
That is the droid we’re looking for!
I see this with a coinslot in a bar in the relative future….
Do they make any taller ones? If an Asian woman has to bend way over to stick her finger in it, then it’s too low for me to use.
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Oh! Oh! Harder, R2, harder!
I didn’t notice any way to angle the insertion point or adjust the height….so I think I’m going to wait for cumBot 2.0
If I wanted to bang a robot, I’d call Ellen Page.
*flips scarf, wheels Sperm Collector away*
That is the droid we’re looking for!
I see this with a coinslot in a bar in the relative future….
Do they make any taller ones? If an Asian woman has to bend way over to stick her finger in it, then it’s too low for me to use.