So have you heard of this X-Men: First Class movie yet? We may have 
and there. After the jump is a clip of Hank McCoy (Beast, played by Nicholas Hoult) asking for a sample of blood from Raven Darkholme (Mystique, played by Jennifer Lawrence) when she was hoping for a different kind of injection, by which I mean a flu shot of course. Can’t be too careful, you lot of perverts.
Speaking of perverts, the three TV spots following that clip have just a hint of Emma Frost being a badass in a bra. If this were the pre-internet days, that would be considered a high-schooler’s porn substitute when the waterlogged magazine hidden in the forest goes missing. But now we have the internet, so pictures of January Jones in a bra are a Google search away and the waterlogged magazine in the forest has been replaced with a folder titled “Tax Forms/Schedule D 2007/skeet skeet skeet“.
[Sources: CBM, AccessHollywood, MARVEL, SuperheroHype]
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Why was there always a waterlogged magazine in the forest? It never failed.
Raven Darkholme is just as cool a mutant name as Mystique. Why bother changing it?
T’was my job in the golden days to buy massive quantities of smut and throw them into random tree-filled areas after urinating on them. It was for the good of future generations, I tell you.