If only these games had been invented when I was young I could have done so much less than the little I did. Oh well, no matter how much I wish I could exchange my time picking blisters off my feet from street hockey for picking blisters off my thumbs after endless hours of playing The Shining on the old NES (there'd be a racing level riding a big wheel!) it was not meant to be.
Fortunately for us the good folks at VGJunk mocked up some NES start screens for some of the best 80s and early 90s movies that were never adapted to game form. Keep clicking to see our favorites.
I like to imagine that in this game you'd play B video games while Joel, Crow and Tom Servo make fun of everything.