71 Ridiculous And Insane Craigslist Ads [Uproxx]
The Costumed Crazies of the 100th Annual Bay To Breakers 12K Race [WithLeather]
Headline of the day: “Steven Seagal Asks for Vladimir Putin’s Support in Immortality Research” [Filmdrunk]
From Soviets to Sharks: How Seven TV Channels Changed Their Identities [WarmingGlow]
The Secret Service tweets disdain for Fox News [Uproxx]
Mr. Ghetto Teaches Us How To Freak At Walmart [TSS]
TV Execs Get An Unwelcome Visitor At Their Annual Upfronts [KSK]
Is Locomotive Curt the Next Big White Boy Rapper? [Brobible]
More Gorgeous Rainbow Hair [Buzzfeed]
Top 10 Ugliest Mistresses [TheUrbanDaily]
A Useful Guide to Selecting Your Multiple Wives [TSJ]
The Comic Book History of Professor Xavier & Magneto [Moviefone]
LSU To Honor Shaq with Life-Sized Bronze Statue on Campus [HoopDoctors]
Famed astrophysicist Mike Seaver gives Stephen Hawking the Boner Stabone treatment [Fark]
Jon Stewart Can’t Resist Making Fun of the Schwarzenegger Scandal (video) [TVSquad]
VIDEO BELOW: Darth Vadar (Jonathan Arons) plays trombone and salsa dances. Of course. [via HYST]
[Banner picture via ObviousWinner]
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The “violinist” in the picture (otherwise known around Victoria as Darth Fiddler) is a total ass-hat who cannot play his instrument properly, a douche-bag surly bitch on the street, a one-trick-pony, and a complete wierdo. I have always hated him. I think I was born hating him.
In a related story, an aquaintance of mine finally cut off his long hair because Darth Fiddler decided that they had to be friends because “long hairs should stick together.” He harrassed him every day on his walks to work until my aquaintance chopped off his hair.