We already explained who the characters in the banner above are here so we won’t geek out on that again. Warner has released the full theatrical trailer for Green Lantern, the one that will be showing in front of Thor in theaters this weekend. Once again, the internet gets all the cool sh*t first.
I’m not even going to try to explain how much more awesome this trailer is than the previous ones. I’ve completely forgotten about how Green Lantern tried to burn down a comic book store awhile ago. Well, except for just now when I mentioned it. But I’ll forget it again any second now. What were we talking about? Why am I not wearing pants? How did this laptop and I get on the roof? It’s not Thursday Roof Time yet. This is madness. What have you done to me, Green Lantern trailer?