As an employee of the USDA, I’d like to point out that it’s actually Smokey Bear. Bear is his last name, not his title.
06.23.11 at 4:48 pm
Anon
@ Dr. Grizzly
As some guy on the internet, I’d like to point out: Tough Titties.
06.23.11 at 5:10 pm
aceblade
The Narnia one is great.
06.26.11 at 11:00 am
bambalacha
@fa q bro
As some internet asshole, I’d like to point out that that was neither witty nor funny.
06.28.11 at 3:03 pm
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@bambalacha
As some internet asshole, I’d like to say, who the hell are you replying to?
@Dr. Grizzly
The United States Drug Administration has nothing to do with Smokey THE BEAR. He’s called that because he’s a bear, his name is Smokey, and he’s a bear.
06.28.11 at 3:04 pm
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The US Department of Agriculture has nothing to do with Smokey. You’re thinking of the USFS, but thanks for playing.
07.05.11 at 9:44 am
Vedette
Spiderman sure looked a bit fatter back then.
08.29.11 at 4:11 pm
Arashi
You don’t have the one where he’s holding a sammich, but a lot of these are pretty good.
these suck
As an employee of the USDA, I’d like to point out that it’s actually Smokey Bear. Bear is his last name, not his title.
@ Dr. Grizzly
As some guy on the internet, I’d like to point out: Tough Titties.
The Narnia one is great.

@fa q bro
As some internet asshole, I’d like to point out that that was neither witty nor funny.
@bambalacha
As some internet asshole, I’d like to say, who the hell are you replying to?
@Dr. Grizzly
The United States Drug Administration has nothing to do with Smokey THE BEAR. He’s called that because he’s a bear, his name is Smokey, and he’s a bear.
The US Department of Agriculture has nothing to do with Smokey. You’re thinking of the USFS, but thanks for playing.
Spiderman sure looked a bit fatter back then.
You don’t have the one where he’s holding a sammich, but a lot of these are pretty good.
I love 60s Spider-Man.
Also Vedette: compare him to Adam West Batman, is not so bad.
Aw… none of these is quite as good as “That’ll teach those orphans not to fuck with me.” Pretty good, though. “Shit’s frozen” is probably my favorite.
Holy crap. I saw the one of JJJ in armor and thought “I haven’t seen that in… 35 years!”
I retroactively got a hernia, a bad hip, and the rickets.