As someone who is engaged himself, I know that it is hard to tell if you are ready to get married. Does she think Han shot first? Is she down with dressing up like Poison Ivy? Will she mind if your wedding bed has “Ghostbusters” sheets?
There are a lot of important questions you must ask yourself before marriage and there’s only one way make sure you’ve asked them all: Quizzes.
Fortunately for us, “
Read it in the voice of Dr. Zoidberg ;-)
Also, correct answers:
1: Cut down your brylcreem bills and we’ll talk
2: “ok, but first I’m going to tighten the handcuffs the way you like it”
3: Grab the gin while everyone’s distracted
4: Batter him to death with the chicken then go out for a burger
5: Call your dealer and buy an extra quarter for your guest
6: You realize you don’t speak Greek, so just roll your eyes (or fantasize about Batman)
7: Arrange to go out on a date with her, you can compare notes and maybe get lucky!
8: Care?
9: Use the Hash from question 5 to get so blitzed you think it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard
10: Ok, but if you come home and throw up on the dog again YOU’RE cleaning it up, mister!
A winner is you.
omg, i always care to much!!! :*
1. let’s check for the whole budget for the highest costs and make improvements there
2. it’s about sex, right?
3. learn about the audience: loudest laugh comes from sober drivers or from loosers
4. you can always invite her to cook for us, meanwhile – starve!
5. it’s our party, so…
6. spend hours trying to understand aat least something then give up and become depressed even more than before understanding nothing
7. yes, darling, have fun and see what happens
8. that stupid feeling that he knows about it for who knows how long and you’ll look stupid to show yourself excited
9. activities in smaller groups, please
10. wow, finally something not involving computers, cant’t believe!
Oh my god, holley, you won the quiz.
Okay, so after 57 years of living, and 32 years of marriage… YES, I knew all the answers; is that what you’re asking? Or is it practicing all the answers you are seeking? NOPE, NO WAY.
Oh yes! Of course I want to marry!!! It IS my constant dream. But having been married, I think the questions should be a little harder. How about questions like:
“You get pregnant after living together for a year. When you tell your husband he spends the day on the couch crying and talking to his mother on the phone, you
a. apologize for not telling him where babies come from.
b. fix him a wonderful dinner and promise him he’ll never have to change a diaper.
c. a&b AND invite his mother over!”
“You are 8 months pregnant with your second child when your husband decided to tell his boss exactly what he thinks of him. Now that he has lost his job, you
a. find a way to work from home to support the family,
b. tell him how proud of him you are for finally standing up to that a–h—- boss of his.
c. Bring him a beer.”
Being a good wife is SO rewarding!
How about we score him?
1. He’s stingy
2. There’s no chemistry
3. He’s boring
4. He’s unappreciative
5. He’s inconsiderate
6. He’s boring
7. He’s not that committed to you
8. He’s secretive
9. He’s boring
10. He’d rather hang out with his guy friends than with you.
Traditionally, comments on the internet suck, but the first one here wins several points.