Did you like the last Captain America trailer but thought it needed more full frontal nudity? (No? Just me then?) Well, anyway, Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody is going to answer all the request letters I sent to Marvel and Paramount which they foolishly ignored.
The safe for work trailer is below, and can I just say it’s refreshing to see a porn parody with just two dudes in it. . . . *raises hand to earpiece* What, you mean it’s not a gay porn? DAMN IT. Well, anyway, the misleading trailer is below, and man does Red Skull hate those cars! Probably because they were somehow transported back in time several decades to WWII. Nazis hate anachronistic set pieces.
Sidenote: I really wish they hadn’t used a swastika on the porn version of Red Skull’s jacket. Am I supposed to wank to this movie? I might, but I’m not going to be happy about it. No sir.
Captain America! Motorcycles! Um . . self-storage! Yeah! USA!
[Hat tip and an ill-fitting latex mask to BleedingCool.]
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That’s all we get? You have to at least show me some of the chicks if you want me to wait a couple of weeks and then look it up on spankwire.
And they couldn’t even name it something clever like Captain Americock?
Evan Stone?
Aaaaand we’re done here, folks.
I didn’t have faith in Evan as Captain America because there are much more fit guys in porn to play the character, however the movie was really good, the plot made sense and was never rushed to go to the sex scenes. Check out the review: [NSFW link removed. Reason: lack of warning / use of url shortener to obscure content.]