Relevant.
It’s been a surprisingly-long time (over 
After being deemed unfit for military service, Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) volunteers for a new top secret research project that turns him into Captain America, a superhero devoted to defending American ideals. [official synopsis]
Which American ideals? Oh man, I hope he makes the world safe for double-deep fried foods on a stick. If I can’t go to the Iowa State Fair to get a snickers jammed inside a twinkie and fried, jammed inside a turducken and fried again, on a stick and dusted with powdered sugar, with some Cinnabon icing as dipping sauce, then the Red Skulls win.
TAGS: CAPTAIN AMERICA, CHRIS EVANS, Dominic Cooper, Hayley Atwell, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Tommy Lee Jones
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I have the least expectations for Captain America. The only thing I’m looking forward to is a deep, satisfying piss about seventy minutes in to it.
Damn it,why did I have to be reminded of this inevitable landmine?!
I think it’s smart that they’ve been quiet about this the past few months. With Thor, Green Lantern, and X-Men all coming out within weeks of each other, it’s wise to avoid superhero over-saturation. Once all three of those have been released, I think the ad campaign for this one will kick in big time.