Louis C.K. Offers Oral Pleasure To Jay Leno, Aural Pleasure To Us [Uproxx]
Ron Howard may direct Spy vs. Spy, the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard [Filmdrunk]
Southwest Airlines Forecast: Partly Cloudly, Slight Chance Of Homophobia [TSS]
Meet The Woman With The Largest Breasts In The World [WithLeather]
New Greatest Picture of Ron Swanson [WarmingGlow]
The Best Of #Fight Club [Uproxx]
Tony Dungy Picture Demands Captions [KSK]
First look at Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit [Filmdrunk]
Top 3 Songs That Should Have Been J. Cole’s First Single [RealTalkNY]
10 money lessons from movies. [Guyism]
The Art Of Joe Fenton Is Pretty Wicked [NedHardy]
The 100 Most Beloved Athletes in Sports History [BleacherReport]
Watch Three Guys Purposely Give Themselves Nut Shots and Wedgies [Brobible]
An outbreak of flesh-eating disease in Los Angeles and New York has been linked to cocaine that’s been cut with levamisole (horrifying pictures) [Buzzfeed]
VIDEO BELOW: Cats discover bubble wrap, act like they’re storming the beach at Normandy. [via Arbroath]
[Pictures via FinalEllipsis and GingerHaze]
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I’m not so much of a romantic that I think the zombie apocalypse would turn out all that well for myself (or anyone else other than white supremacist survivalists) but I’ll be more than a little disappointed if flesh eating bacteria tainted cocaine somehow doesn’t get the ball rolling. I don’t believe in much, but I believe in zombies, and I’d like to see my faith rewarded sometime soon.