
UPDATE: The winner is Greenbeard.
DC Comics and USA Network are releasing an
out who put me in a coma, I’m going to set up an elaborate trap to have them arrested, and then I’ll eat yogurt in a warehouse. That’s just how it’s done, which you’d know if you were watching Burn Notice. (Thursdays 9/8C!)
The comic reveals what happened during the time jump between the two seasons of the show and includes interactive elements like videos and games. The first few issues are now available free for online reading or download to iOS and Andriod devices, and they’ll be releasing a new issue each week (12 issues total).
To promote the release, USA is giving divvying up free gift bags worth over $125 apiece. One winner will receive Burn Notice Season 4 DVDs (four discs), the Burn Notice Book: The Bad Beat, Kiehl’s sunscreen lotion, USA Summer T-Shirt, and USA’s 10-City Summer Guide in a nylon bag.
Here’s how to enter and the rules:
- Post a comment below. It doesn’t have to be anything profound, but put a valid email address in the email field so we can contact you if you win. Do not put any private information in any other fields besides the email field; those fields will display publicly.
- One entry per email. One entry per computer. Attempting to enter more than once disqualifies you.
- U.S. residents only (Sorry, Luxembourg).
- You have until 1:00 PM EST Thursday, July 14th, 2011 to enter. The winner will be picked with a random number generator (my cat’s name is “random number generator”) and we’ll email you shortly afterward. The subject line of the email will be Burn Notice Gift Bag Winner. Check your junk mail folder.
- The winner has until 11:59 PM EST Friday, July 15th, 2011 to reply to the email. If we don’t get a response by then, we’ll pick a new winner. We’ll also call your mom and tell her we think you had an accident and she’ll be, like, totally worried, dude.
- Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
- ARV: $133




Sam’s my hero.
I am torn: I can never forgive Jeffery Donovan for “Blair Witch:Book of Shadows”, but I am a whore for free stuff.
Please. Please please please… (I know. Random and all.)
Profound comment: So happy Burn Notice is back for season 5!
I noticed a burn this morning which turned out to be quite graphic. *points to crotch*
Free is the right price!
I just got shot in the balls with a rubber band at work.
Those are some of the weirdest action effects I’ve ever seen in a comic. But the show’s cool, and I love free stuff, so I’ve got my fingers crossed.
I’m so pregnant!
mariano rivera is the greatest of all time.
mmmm….yogurt.
Why can’t I get the sunglasses!?!
I really like Burn Notice but, “The Fall of Sam Axe” nearly pushed me over the edge.
Fortunately, Gabrielle Anwar’s fondness of not wearing a bra brought me back to my senses. Yay pokies!
When a guy makes an obvious statement, say “Smooth move, Burn Notice!” and he’ll most likely cry…
I hope I don’t win. I don’t want this.
I like Burn Notice. I would not mind winning such a bag.
I’ll take it if Jacktion wins.
Me please.
anything profound
One of these contests, it will be open season on Happy Fun Ball.
This would be a nice treat.
Free stuff is welcomed.
Burn notice gives me a boner notice
I miss that chick’s Irish accent…
Is Fee (or is it phe?) hot or a little weird? I’m not sold yet.Please discuss.
fiona was hotter in the first 2 seasons, but it looks like she had some work done on her face, i’d still let her take full advantage of me though
I like free things and burn notice
Fuck Happy Fun Ball, what’s it ever done for me?
I’d hit Michael’s mom
So, anyone else think Gabrielle Anwar is a weird looking skinny dude?
I like Burn Notice. It’s not the best show on TV, but it’s fun.
It’s mine, I tell you. Mine, mine MINE!
Been watching since season 1, ep.1. Love this show!
Want it!
Awesome, but needs more Sam…
This would be better if they included Michael’s sunglasses.
Chuck Finley FTW.
Does this include any free yogurt?
please let me win this and not even for me …. my girlfriend is a huge fan of Burn Notice and this would be the best present she has been so excited that the show just started again and wants the comic so badly … PLEASE if i win I will even put a link on my site for yours… blackmail that should work …
Will we ever find out the answer to the question: What is Burn Notice?
Good show. Free stuff. Thanks in advance for not sending it to me.
I hope I win so I can go on a date with Gabrielle Anwar and feed her a sandwich. Wait, that’s the contest, right?
I love burn notice
Only thing better than Sam Axe? That Bruce Campbell is now tweeting as @GroovyBruce.
Free things and shows where things blow up are two of my most beloved genres of things.
add me to the list of whores for free things