It’s a little known fact, but nonetheless true: Leonard Nimoy is the wielder of one of the Pornstaches of Legend. Along with Charles Bronson, Stacy Keach, and Gary Oldman, he rides with his pornstache to fight evil, or at least did in the ’80s. It also scored him epic tail: photo evidence at right. That’s the smile of a man who knows he’s going to be in a threesome.
Anyway, we mention Nimoy’s facial lady magnet not because we enjoy talking about pornstaches (although we do). We mention it because recently, a promo video Nimoy would rather forget (just like Shatner’s soliloquy on the computer is something he’s buried deep in his resume, next to “Incubus”) has recently gone viral on the Internet, and it behooves us to help spread this sexual chocolate far and wide. Plus, it’s very much 1981 in a nutshell. Check it out below.
[ via the 'stache riders at BestWeekEver,tv ]
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Didn’t Nimoy spend a time photographing naked fat ladies? No, seriously.
I messed up while making my Mass Effect character, he looked shockingly like spock does here.
That better be a hand model… Otherwise, Dr. Spock can rock a mean manicure.
Competitive Swimming and a feature on how to watch Pro Football? Jinkies this machine can do it all!
by “proto-dvd” i think you mean laserdisc.
I am ashamed to admit that I thought “Get your grubby hands off the goddamned disc – handle it by the edges!”
Oh, Leonard, you had me at “The Art of Swimming”.
I was sitting here wondering where the giant discs of pornography were, but then I realized that the Nimoy’s ‘stache was doing all the pornographing that anyone could need.
@essequemodeia Yes, yes he did. Searching the internet (not my coffee table I swear) reveals that you can find those efforts collected in The Full Body Project…and lucky you, it’s on sale: [rmichelson.com]
@James Walker You’d be amazed how few people even heard of Laserdisc in the first place.
fuck, that’s some futuristic shit, right there! where can i get one of them things, they look fucking awesome. 2 FUCKING CHANNELS, ‘YO!