My morning mantra, precisely.
Forgive me if this first sentence sounds like something you’d probably find inside of a Maxim magazine, but nerdy girls singing acoustic melodies about Dungeons & Dragons really get my engine going. Sprinkle on top some lyrics from Patton Oswalt’s book Zombie Spaceship Wasteland and I’m probably the cheapest date you’ve ever had. Well apparently Allie Goertz and her friend Megan know this about me, and so they decided to record a little 5:21 long musical number dedicated to hissing demons made of bone and poisoned blades with lists of names.
*closes eyes and begins to fantasize about Lisa Loeb*
Patton Oswalt’s Zombie Spaceship Wasteland available through Amazon here.
Check the complete video after the jump:
[via Kotaku]
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I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to think of how this could be better. Patton, Cute Girls, Guitar, D&D… Short of George Lucas’ head on a pike gently waving a the breeze in the background or the girls making out at the end, I can’t think of a thing.