Did you see "Conan" this weekend? Of course not, no one did. Which is a shame because I love ridiculous, over the top, sexed up fantasy art and there is perhaps no series that has inspired more metal bikinis than "Conan the Barbarian".
Ah yes, the metal bikini top! When you need to stop an arrow from hitting your nipple while keeping the rest of your chest wide open for ogling, there is no substitute for this swords and sorcery mainstay. Now what if I told you that you could save that money you were not going to spend on "Conan" and use it to purchase a metal bikini top of your own for yourself or a ladyfriend? You couldn't click to purchase fast enough.
Etsy user Brooksbot75 has a full line of metal bras. Check them out in the gallery and let us know what you think.
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/cosplay-firefly-jayne-cobb-hat-01-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/01/Undead-10-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/01/tumblr_mg2he6WBXQ1rdiesjo4_1280-150x150.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/09/ad-paperdolls-150x150.jpg)
I like number 5. You got her number?
A and B cups need not apply