If there’s one thing that the internet is good for it’s
downloading pornography researching information. And if there ever happened to be a second feat that the World Wide Web was best known for, it’s the ability to spread misinformation. Today we focus on the latter. Reddit user Skopak recently dragged his ass to a screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 without any previous knowledge of Harry, his Potter or any of that other crap. Skopak has never read any of the J.K. Rowling novels, never watched any of the films or played with any of the LEGO-themed merchandising. And this is exactly why Skopak has decided to field any questions fans may have about the Harry Potter franchise!
Hilarity ensues as fish are shotgunned repeatedly in Skopak’s barrel. Be sure and check after the jump for our favorites, along with Skopak’s ENTIRE history of Harry Potter (as according to him, of course).
“How did Harry find out he was a wizard?”
“Why Isn’t Harry tapping Hermione?”
“Who is Draco Malfoy?”
“What is 11 inches long and boosts Harry’s popularity with the girls?”
“How did Harry’s sister die?”
The Entire Harry Potter Story (According to Skopak)
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