Marvel has taken Jessica Rabbit's "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." quote and applied it to flesh and blood humans. In a remarkably comic book solution to making sexy pajamas, Marvel, via Spencer's, are drawing sexy female bodies on their pajamas. I can only imagine how this conversation went. Read the Marvel Exec character in the voice of J. Johah Jameson.
Marvel Assistant: Spencer's is telling us our sexy superheroine pajamas line isn't sexy enough.
Marvel Exec: What are you talking about? We've got the sexiest superheroines in the business!
Marvel Assistant: Apparently our female characters bodies are unrealistic when compared to most women.
Marvel Exec: Well, why don't we just draw them differently!
Marvel Assistant: Yes sir, I'll tell the artists to draw our female characters with bigger waists and smaller boobs.
Marvel Exec: No, you numbskull! We'll just draw women on the pajamas with smaller waists and bigger boobs.
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How come White Queen and She-Hulk are the only two female characters depicted this way?
Even the model with fake tits wouldnt be able to fit into the superhero costumes. Says a lot about our societies ideal woman.
That girl didn’t need any help.
If you find a chic who doesn’t question your nerd boner over her captain america jammies, you’ve hit the jackpot my friend.
What H.E. said. She was pretty hot between the neck and “c rotchetal ” area.
Makes me hungry for a fur burger and tator tits
tough to say really if the pajamas really make chicks look hotter. The model is stacked.
WOW (pix #2, capt america)….are the PJ bottoms printed that way, or is she really excited? Looks like she has a wettie….
Wow, the close of women today, no wonder there’s more accidents today!
I meant, the CLOTHES…wow, that’s better!!
If they release the Spider-Girl pajamas without the stupid fake-waist, I’d definitely buy it… and possibly wear it. (I’m a man.)
Hi, I’m from Argentina and wanted to know I can do to get coo these pajamas
yes but the models already have hot bodies…