Axel Braun, director of the Batman and Avatar porn parodies, has finished principal photography on Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, which is in 3D and releases on DVD in September. Judging from the safe for work trailer below it may be genuinely funny, rather than just labelled parody to get around copyright laws while being devoid of humor. Take this exchange for example (take it all).
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupil of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava . . .
Luke: I think I want to go home now.
It’ll also be interesting to see them explain how Lexington Steele can be Seth Gamble’s father. Rounding out the rest of the cast are Allie Haze as Princess Leia, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, and Alec Knight as Chewbacca. One of the press releases informs us Chewbacca will be having a sex scene, which totally wasn’t one of our concerns. *quickly deletes Google search history* Speaking of Chewbacca, check out the safe for work pictures after the trailer for some candid set photos.
This is my new favorite picture.
I spoke too soon. This is my new favorite picture.
More pictures (some NSFW) at guy.com. Trailer via ObviousWinner.
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PORKINS! NOOOOOOOOO!
this already looks better than ANYTHING lucas has done in the last 15 years.
Is…..that the original Porkins? To be fair why change the best star wars porn name in the biz?
It’s not only funny it’s timley, kid!
Nurse get those kids out of here.
“Look at the size of that thing!”
“Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”
“Luke at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?!”
There’s no script for this film, they’re just going to recycle actual lines from Star Wars.
“You came in her? You’re braver than I thought.”
Jabba the Slut, or GTFO!
Also, probably the best subtle fat joke I’ve ever heard, “I can’t pull the stick back any farther!”
Well, apparently the director is a very awful guy as well as the movie. Hes become the “it” director in porn so people are doing everything they can to get in his movies dispute is terrible treatment of cast members. Sad, porn is an terrible place to take advantage of people because its so easy.
Apparently some of the stars are standing up to him and they are getting blacklisted for not wanting to risk their health and beliefs for him
Read Misti Dawn’s Story here [Ed.- Link has NSFW image] [www.meowmistidawn.com]
And See Lisa Ann talk about her treatment on set her:
[www.youtube.com] [Ed.- may be NSFW, didn't watch it]