Update: NumberJonny5 you are our winner! You have 24 hours to respond to our email.
This flashlight plus a Kaiburr crystal and you’ll be able to cut a wampa’s arm off! Or at least temporarily blind it by shining the light in his eyes.
Gamma Squad is going to be giving away a Lightsaber Flashlight from the Neatoshop. This way if you have to do some investigating in your scary basement, you’ll have the confidence booster of knowing you look like a Jedi. Ghosts are scared of Jedi, right?
Here’s how to enter and the rules:
- Post a comment below. It doesn’t have to be anything profound (it could be about how you want to use a fog machine and the flashlight to recreate lightsaber battles), but put a valid email address in the email field so we can contact you if you win. Do not put any private information in any other fields besides the email field; those fields will display publicly.
- One entry per email. One entry per computer. Attempting to enter more than once disqualifies you.
- U.S. residents only (Sorry, Luxembourg).
- You have until 10:00 PM EST Monday, October 3rd, 2011 to enter. A winner will be picked with a random number generator (20 sided dice) and we’ll email you shortly afterward. The subject line of the email will be “Lightsaber Flashlight Contest Winner“.
- The winner has until 11:59 PM EST Wednesday, October 5th, 2011 to reply to the email. If we don’t get a response by then, we’ll pick a new winner who will enjoy the respect and admiration of anyone who needs something illuminated.
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I want to poke people with it and pretend it’s my… well…
I really need this flashlight to fight off the winking ewoks that haunt my dreams
no smartass remark this time around
I just really want one
The night is dark and full of terrors, but not if I win this fash-light-saber.
I bet if you were giving away a lightsaber fleshlight you’d get a much bigger turnout.
I’ve always wanted to pull a Mara Jade on the darkness.
if only their was a easier way to make them wampas stop destroying the hoth base
Owning one of these would be the first step in training my five year old daughter in the ways of the dark side.
I want the well earned respect and admiration that can only come via winning a completely randon contest. Plus cookies, I also want cookies.
Don’t hold your breath you’ll actually receive your prize.
Trust me on this.
i need a new flashlight, i guess ill take this weird star battle thing
I want.
That sounds awesome! I want one.
Willing to exchange topless photos for this device.*
*Am a man.
Hawt, right?
Contest entry.
This is full of win. I must have this weapon from a more civilized age.
This will help me date all of the beautiful actresses, since they are all nerds.
When i win, i’m going hold it up to my crotch and pretend its my D. I’ll send pics.
Woah! This would totally look awesome for when I am wearing my baby carrier!
i’m gonna use this to cut off george lucas’s hand, to teach him a lesson about altering stars wars.
Lightsaber Sex Torch! Count me in.
What? Oh, Lightsaber SFX torch. Yeah, that’s cool too.
My kids will love it.
I need to own one.
Only one fleshlight reference? I’m disappointed Internet.
I’ve been lurking and now you get my info…. damn my want for free stuff!
Cool free stuff!!
I always wanted one of them Star Trek thingies
“I mill gut you like a taun taun.”
Must get free lightsaber flashlight…
I simply do not have enough useless junk to take up space in my home!
why can’t I see a lightsaber related product and not immediately want it?
This will make for great imaginary battles. By Imaginary I mean entirely real.
rolling
I want one
Your schwartz is bigger than mine!
I’m going to ShaBOOMS!
My boys already have light-up lightsabers. Together, we can rule the block as father and sons!
Wampa stompa
insert unfunny comment here
It would make up for that lightsaber that I won from Cartoon Network but couldn’t claim because I am over 17.
This injustice against Luxembourg will not stand
I cannot wait to get one of these for my son so, in three months, he can completely forgot about it in the back of the closet. Then, when I ask where it is, he’ll retort with something about “Why aren’t you with Mommy anymore?”.
Ppfff. I’m SOOO sorry. F*cking kids.
“I See Your Schwartz Is as Big as Mine”
I want this but im too poor to afford cool things and I want the other cool kids to accept me
Sick
This brings me one step close becoming somali pirate king and scaring the piss out of those sissy french(wo)men.
I find my lack of faith… wait, You find my lack… no that’s not it…
The boyfriend would love this- it would go with his brand new R2D2 backpack.
May the force be with me on this one.
My kids would love this. Yeah…my kids.
Perfect, just in case my girlfriend isn’t quite sure what a huge closet geek I am this should settle things.
My son Luke would give his right hand for one of these. See what I did there?
Everybody wanta the lightsaba!
Do I already have a lightsaber flashlight? In the immortal words of Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Do want
I want one gimme
Shiny
I believe it will make an excellent device to butter my toast…
I would LOVE to win the Lightsaber Flashlight!! Thanks for having the contest!! m/