Look, I realize that you can’t always believe everything that an evangelical Christian tells you, but I think we should all take a moment to digest the soul-saving warnings from Dorathy Spaulding and her Club36 television program. Back in July, Dorathy welcomed a guest to her Georgia-based program and boy did he bring along fair warning for the episode: primarily the dangers that our children face today with
drugs guns crack rock prostitution homeless animals homeless prostitution Pokémon. Wait, Pokémon? The f–k?!
In the clip after the jump, dude talks about how Pokémon are actually Oriental demons who become more powerful every time your child upgrades their skills (duh?). Call me crazy, but if I were tripping balls on acid, a Pokémon is the only kind of demon I’d want to be seeing at that point. Oh and don’t you worry, Minecraft sure enough somehow comes into context during the conversation. Apparently, kids will play it for hours…and…and that is distracting and/or evil, apparently, apparently. Not real sure how the eff they thought to work that particular game title into their argument, but I think it’s still a pretty ballsy move and should be respected.
Gamma Squad: we’re on a mission from God, people.