You know what’s adorable? Alien facehuggers. They’re so cute when they’re little! Now you can take a soft, fuzzy facehugger and wrap it around your neck before you go to sleep at night to stay warm!
Gamma Squad is going to be giving away a Alien Facehugger Plush from the Neatoshop. All you have to do is try out our new commenting system to enter to win!
Our new commenting system features include:
-Log in with your Facebook or Twitter ID.
-Profiles with Avatars.
And soon the system will have:
- Threaded replies.
- Commenting awards and badges.
- Direct messaging.
Here’s how to enter and the rules:
- Post a comment below. It doesn’t have to be anything profound (it could be about how you want to scare your kid by wrapping it around his face while he sleeps), but put a valid email address in the email field so we can contact you if you win. Do not put any private information in any other fields besides the email field; those fields will display publicly.
- One entry per email. One entry per computer. Attempting to enter more than once disqualifies you.
- U.S. residents only (Sorry, Luxembourg).
- You have until 10:00 PM EST Monday, October 10rd, 2011 to enter. A winner will be picked with a random number generator (20 sided dice) and we’ll email you shortly afterward. The subject line of the email will be “Alien Facehugger Plush Winner“.
- The winner has until 11:59 PM EST Wednesday, October 12th, 2011 to reply to the email. If we don’t get a response by then, we’ll pick a new winner who will enjoy the respect and admiration of anyone who needs something illuminated.
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/gammasquadea1-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/cosplay-mona-lisa-outside-louvre-irl-costume-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/easter-egg-54-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/cosplay-alien-xenomorph-dey-tk-oor-jerbs-150x150.jpg)
If I win my dog will be so happy.
The perfect Christmas gift!
please and than-
no
please is enough
I would like to win this guys…………guys?…….anyone there?!
This would help with an interesting halloween costume and just for memorabilia to scare my visitors with xD
I like it. Lemme have it.
This commenting system was so much cooler before everyone was using it.
GIMMEH MAH FACEHUGGER!!!
Not as cute as the butthugger I brought home last night.
(See, nothing profound. Mission Accomplished.)
I will use it in my new FB profile pic.
If I win, will a plush alien burst from my chest later?
Your pro Xenomorph / anti Luxembourg agenda has been clear for some time now, and I for one oppose it!
Ha ha Luxemborg, you lose again.
I must have it, at any cost.
All other commenters are expendable.
I’ve always wanted one of these.
If I win, I will be happy
Hug my face.
That is going to make for a great pillow.
Awesome, send it my way!
hook me up son, the girls go crazy for Alien
you know I nicknamed a part of my ex-girlfriend’s body “the facehugger.” ::cymbal hit::
okay seriously, I want it.
My Slimer plush DOES need a friend.
GammaSquad FTW!
If I win this I’ll wear it for my Halloween costume and literally scare the crud out of kids.
I want but I’m worried that a plush facehugger is a gateway facehugger… if I win, I’d better not start turning tricks for real facehuggers or craving an alien bursting out of my chest.
That’s sick in both senses of the word. Gimme
Gotta get one of those, Christmas is coming up!
If I win this I WILL hook it up to a pacifier and send pictures of it strangling a baby. I’m not saying it’ll be my baby or anything but it will happen.
Present for the ex!
I don’t want to scare my kid by wrapping it around her face. I want to scare my wife by wrapping it around my kid’s face!
My face hasn’t been hugged by something plushy in quite some time.
How long until someone (Vince) makes a facehugger doll with Ryan Gosling’s head on it?
Hey, that’s the most frightening gift ever! I don’t want it!
One login for all of the sites? I’m a fan.
Plushie facehugger? Yes, please. I’ve got sleep apnea and this would be a great alternative to wearing my CPAP.
I’m studying abroad this semester, and I’d like to send this lovely romantic facehugger to my significant other, so he may always remember my devotion.
…to alien facehuggers. WANT WANT WANT
DUDE. That’s just the cutest little facehugger ever.
Avatar?
Talk to me Goose.
I’ve gone my whole life without knowing that I must have a facehugger plushie. Thank you for correcting that.
Love the new commenting system.
Facehuggers…killing hipsters as fast as they can. Or what i like to call, “Doing God’s Work”.
I love new commenting systems.
If there is one thing I want my pillows to be capable of, it’s face rape!
I already take a soft, fuzzy facehugger and wrap around my neck before I go to sleep. Can I still have the toy?
Something something something I want to win. Yadda yadda yadda I lost.
I would like one of these to terrify my rommmate. Thank you in advance.
Cool. This will be perfect for watching Jersey Shore.
This is the perfect Carrot Top style prop for face-rape jokes.
ghost ride the whip
Sure, it’s cute. But when a plush chestburster pops out of your ribcage, you’re going to feel pretty foolish.
yeah i’m a whore for free stuff too.
I can haz?
Thank G-d I moved out of Luxembourg. Now I can realize my dream of being face-raped by a plush pillow.
I have nothing profound to say.
I like turtles….
That looks like a “bad touch” hug.
Do wan.
hello world
Stay away from her you BITCH!
If I win this I guarantee I will forget that I’ll have a package coming. When it does and I open it up, hilarity will ensue.
First?
Personally I say Matt Ryan gets the gift so he doesn’t have to show his horrible face around town. I HOPE YOU GET ANAL WARTS MATTY ICE!
I like how KSK and The Mothership are both like “Come up with a funny caption for this picture and we’ll give you free stuff”.
Gamma Squad just says “Comment and we’ll give you free stuff!”
Consequently, I’m not sure if you guys are that desperate for pageviews, believe your commenters are significantly more lazy, or just significantly more charitable.
Either way, I’ll indulge you, mainly because a stuffed facehugger would be awesome.
I would’ve preferred to win the megatron costume from the ksk post. It would have been perfect blog synergy.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving…because it impregnates you. Actually, that used to be my best pick up line.
It’s really symbiotic, as it blocks your eyes from any Alien movie after 1990.
I’m gonna stick in my pants and tell everyone I have crabs!