You know, whenever we think about fantasy art, we really can't help it, we think of vans. Yes, we know, Frank Frazetta is a real artist, he does great work, it's best seen on canvas. But, come on. Most people will never see it unless it's airbrushed on the side of a windowless people-carrier moms shield their children from and grown men are vaguely embarrassed to own.
So, come with us on a tour of van art. Especially Star Wars fan art. Apparently Star Wars fans really like putting Vader on the side of their dad's Econoline.
That's not just any sort of mural, that guy pimped his van out and THEN airbrushed on the Star Wars mural. That's...commitment to your van.
The only way this could be better would be if it had the lyrics of "I Crush Everything" spraypainted on the back.
It's really, really sad when you not only can't draw people, but make C3PO look like a skinned alien.
Yeah, I buy it. The crew of the Enterprise would drive something restrained and sensible that gets good gas mileage.
OK, yeah, we joke about this stuff being creepy, but this is actually really, really creepy. Keep it in the shrine, Potterhead.