Coincidentally, "Vooos kazaak shrrip thwboom!" is also what I yell during sexytimes.
So I was clicking on an ad for Converse shoes on this site and found something cool. (Yes, I'm the one who clicks on the ads here. Pandas gotta eat.) Converse has a new DC Comics Collection out now, and I daresay (indeed I dare!) it's even better -- or at least less garish -- than the previous Superhero Chucks.
Check out the montages of the collection after the jump. Several of the DC heroes and villains are represented, like Batman, Superman, Catwoman, the Riddler, the Flash, and Green Lantern. A few of these are only available in kids sizes, but that's not going to stop me from trying to wear the glow in the dark Riddler ones anyway.
TAGS: ART, Batman, catwoman, CONVERSE, flash, GREEN LANTERN, joker, shoes, superheroes, superman, SUPERVILLAINS, THE RIDDLER, WANT
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I want waterproof Swamp Thing Chucks!!!
Of course the red ones would have to be the shittiest character…
you can tell that the marketing department and licensees are REALLY getting behind the New 52…
in that they’re ignoring it all together. which is good. no one wants sneakers with a superman costume that will HOPEFULLY be gone in a year.
that being said. i want me the hell out of those riddler lo-tops.
If only my feet were small as human feet.
@James Walker
amen to those riddler lowtops